It has been decided that Halloween season officially begins on September 1 and lasts until 11:59 p.m., October 31. There is far too much to see, do, taste, touch, listen to, scare, hide and/or run from to contain within the 31 available days in October.
Thank you for your cooperation."
Evil Supply Company official press release
August 30, 2012 at 12:56 PM Central, USA (via evilsupplyco)
2nd annual re-issue: August 31, 2013 at 10:51 AM Central, USA
3rd annual re-issue: August 31, 2014 at 11:15 AM Central, USA
Well, you’re in luck! Quite a few stores already have Halloween things in them! I was lucky and hid a canister of Pumpkin Spice Cappuccino on myself…
My daughter’s birthday is Halloween, so I’m excited!
Some days I tell myself that I wanna take more character mascot jobs but other days I remember that multiple men tried to make passes at me while I was in a full Care Bear suit
Nothing makes the magic come alive more than grandpa lecherously making guesses at how ‘cute under there’ Share Bear is
My wife use to dress as the Easter bunny, but had women hitting on her thinking she was a dude in the costume.
One young miss seemed to assume I was a greasy loser under there, and felt the need to tease me.